Why Not To Play With Your New Toy While Driving

By | 28/11/2005

I had a long way to drive so I thought I would spend the time productively by getting to learn about all the different functions on my camera.

I strongly recommend NOT doing this. This is last shot I managed to take. I took this by accidentally pressing the button while simultaneously yelling “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKK!” and putting my entire body weight on to the brake pedal.

This is going to sting a bit - moments before 78 mph wall impact

Yes, I’m fine now. airbags are a great invention. Car’s fucked though.
For some reason, plod wanted me to take a breath test. Probably thought no-one is stupid enough to do this – they’d have to be stupid AND drunk! Which seems fair.