Tied Up?

By | 10/02/2008

[Note: See the Cold Callers page for an explanation of what these posts are all about.]

WT: Wolf Tuchuk
CC: Cold Caller

Obligatory pause while computer connects me to a salesman which, conveniently, gives me due warning to have some fun.

WT: “Hello”
CC: “Hello, Is Mrs Tuchuk in?”
WT: “She’s tied up at the moment.”
CC: “Oh, do you know when she will be available?”
WT: “The moment I’ve finished satisfying her!”
CC: “Eh?”
WT: “…I’ll unlock the handcuffs at the same time as I untie the rope. Then she’ll be able to hold the phone properly…”